Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

published by Zifnab

2 months 3 weeks ago • 3727 views

tags: onion, fake, news, domino, pizza, crap, garbage, nutrution

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I love Domino's!

If there's nothing else available and I haven't eaten for a week.

*munches on slice of Garbage and Mothball Pizza*

written by thinker247

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Funny as hell. I need to link this Dominoes ad though. I bet it totally counters any negative association you just picked up.

written by lesserfool | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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onion is getting good. real good

written by legacy0100

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"In other news, the equivilant of 5 americans were killed in afghanistan today".

lmfao!!

written by charliem | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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"Resemblence"? :-)

written by wraith | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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*promote...

written by MycroftHomlz

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, July 21st, 2008 7:43pm PDT - promote requested by MycroftHomlz.

written by siftbot

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More evidence as to why it's important to limit consumption of products produced by businesses run by Christian fundamentalists.

written by Trancecoach

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Yeah, the clinic bombing owner is against abortion, but not above killing you with food when you're older.

Having said that, though, the cinnamon sticks are ridiculously good.

written by Sketch

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The cinnasticks may be good, but the pizza is terrible. I don't think they use real food because their "cheese" doesn't stretch...just snaps apart. If my recollection is any good I think my last Dominos pizza tasted like wet cardboard and farts.

written by littledragon_79

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The crispy nacho platter pizza looks pretty tasty... just sayin'.

written by Sarzy

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Brilliant as always. Did anyone else think that the 'scientist' looked like Dan Castellaneta (The voice of Homer Simpson amongst many others)?

Oh, and Dominos is a truly worthy target for this treatment, as their pizzas are THE WORST I've ever had the misfortune of eating.

written by spoco2

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>> ^Sarzy:
The crispy nacho platter pizza looks pretty tasty... just sayin'.

Those are your genes talking! The Oafish Gene...great read.

written by AnimalsForCrackers

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How can you have "unhealthy food made from other even unhealthier foods"? Isn't that like an oxymoron or a reverse negative or something?

written by Spoon_Gouge | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Man those experimental pizzas at the end looked mighty tasty

written by Jordass

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Honestly: i love domino's. didn't know them until i came to ireland. back in germany we don't have them, so i'm always happy when i'm in ireland :-)

written by conan | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Domino's is on the leading edge of Pizza technology.

written by PointyB | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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You're not supposed to eat the box.

>> ^littledragon_79:
The cinnasticks may be good, but the pizza is terrible. I don't think they use real food because their "cheese" doesn't stretch...just snaps apart. If my recollection is any good I think my last Dominos pizza tasted like wet cardboard and farts.

written by thinker247

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